This next installment in the Deep Thoughts series unearths more of the pseudoinspirational material that "Saturday Night Live" viewers have grown to love. Illustrated with aptly corny nature photographs, The Lost Deep Thoughts takes a profound plunge into the world of Jack Handey`s life-altering aphorisms. This new volume dives layers deep into the molten lava -- and if you ever drop your keys in it, let `em go, because, man, they`re gone. The ponderings will raise readers to the highest level of philosophical awareness: If you ever reach total enlightenment while you`re drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. And it is sure to address issues of life and death: When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it`s not, ummmm, boy. And regarding the purpose of existence, Jack Handey proclaims: "I hope life isn`t a big joke, because I don`t get it!"
